A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there’s a rip in one of the bags and every once in a while a twenty-dollar-bill falls out onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. “Ma’am, there are twenty-dollar-bills falling out of your bag.”
“Oh, really? Darn!” says the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning!”
“Well,...
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